Ch.1: Find your Armor, Shield, and Lance in the manor rooms.
HOW TO PLAY
WalkW A S D
Attack (Lance)L-Click / Space
InteractE
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SURVIVAL RULES:1. Sanity falls constantly over time.2. Low sanity makes windmills look like giants and sheep look like enemy soldiers.3. Hitting giants/sheep drains sanity.4. Drink from Wells or read Books in Chests to restore sanity!
DON QUIJOTE DE LA MANCHA
A Chivalric Sanity Survival RPG
A browser-based RPG inspired by Miguel de Cervantes' masterpiece.
Step into the shoes of the legendary hidalgo, Don Quixote. Driven mad by reading too many chivalric romances, you have resolved to become a knight-errant!
THE DREAM FADES
"Adieu, my dear adventures..."
Don Quixote has collapsed or regained his sanity and returned to his senses, losing the glorious dream of chivalrous adventure forever. His spear is broken, his armor rusted, and Sancho Panza mourns his fallen master.
DUBBED A KNIGHT
"Sir Don Quixote of the Woeful Countenance!"
You have successfully defended your armor from the crude muleteers, and the Innkeeper has dubbed you a knight! Your resolve is strengthened (Max Health increased).
Now, lead your squire Sancho Panza and Rocinante across the plains. Conquer the windmills (giants) and vizcaíno to complete your legend, or remain in the plains of La Mancha to fight endless armies!
Ch.1: Gather ancestry gear to Library rack (%COUNT%/3 found - Armor, Shield, Lance).Ch.1: Interact with the Library Weapon Rack to place your gear.Ch.1: Search manor for maintenance parts (%COUNT%/3 found - Strap, Rivet, Polish).Ch.1: Interact with the Weapon Rack to clean and repair your gear.Ch.1: Find Rocinante's saddle in the Bedroom closet.Ch.1: Go to the Stables outside and equip the Saddle on Rocinante.Ch.1: Escort Rocinante and walk out of the stable gate (Z: -20) to start your adventure!Ch.2: Stand vigil over your armor at the Inn courtyard (trough). Defend it!Ch.2: Vanquish the Giants: (%COUNT%/3 Defeated) & defeat El Vizcaíno on the road!Quest complete! You are the legendary Knight of La Mancha. Explore the plains and defend the weak![CLICK OR PRESS E TO CONTINUE]PRESS [E] TO INTERACTPRESS [E] TO %ACTION%Search ChestDrink from WellSleep in BedRead BookshelfGather Ancestry ArmorGather Ancestry ShieldGather Ancestry LancePlace Ancestry GearPick up Leather StrapPick up Metal RivetPick up Oil PolishRepair GearPick up SaddleSaddle RocinanteStand VigilTalk to InnkeeperMy manor stands quiet. I must gather my ancestry weapons and prepare Rocinante!My strength is renewed! Sancho, prepare Dapple! The giants of Montiel await!Forward, Rocinante! The gate lies open and the wide world awaits our lance!We ride to seek adventure, to right all wrongs, and to win eternal glory!Chapter 1 Complete: Escaped the Manor!This chest is empty. Nothing here for a knight.You found a flask of clean water! (+10 Health)You found a chivalric romance novel! Don Quixote reads eagerly. (+20 Sanity)You found a tax registry. Don Quixote feels confused and bored. (-10 Sanity)Don Quixote rests on his bed. His mind clears and his body recovers.Health and Sanity fully restored!You read a tax ledger. Dull accounts and dry numbers. Confusing! (-10 Sanity)You read a court document. A dry trial record. Boring! (-5 Sanity)Ah! "Amadís de Gaula"! A masterpiece of chivalry! Don Quixote's spirit rises! (+25 Sanity)A stack of empty ledger books. Nothing of value.You gathered the ancestry Metal Armor! We must take it to the Library weapon rack.You gathered the Leather Shield! We must take it to the Library weapon rack.You gathered the Ancestry Lance! We must take it to the Library weapon rack.You placed all weaponry on the rack. But wait! They are rusted and broken! They need maintenance before we can wear them. We need: a Leather Strap, a Metal Rivet, and some Oil Polish.You placed your weapons on the rack. We still need to gather all 3 gear pieces: Armor, Shield, and Lance.You gathered the Leather Strap! Let's bring it to the weapon rack to repair the armor.You gathered the Metal Rivet! Let's bring it to the weapon rack to repair the helmet.You gathered the Oil Polish! Let's bring it to the weapon rack to clean the lance.We have some parts, but we need all 3 parts (Leather Strap, Metal Rivet, Oil Polish) to fully repair the gear!The armor is polished, the helmet riveted, and the lance strapped! Don Quixote suits up in his knight attire!Now we are ready! Let's go to the stables to saddle Rocinante.I cannot carry the saddle while my hands are full of unmaintained armor! I must suit up first!You gathered Rocinante's horse saddle! Let's go to the stables to saddle Rocinante.You drank cold, refreshing well water. (+15 Health, +10 Sanity)The bucket is empty. Wait for it to refill!A horse is a knight's mirror, but I am not yet suited in my armor! Let's get suited first.Neighhh! Rocinante stamps his hooves.Rocinante is here, but he has no saddle! I must find his horse saddle in my Bedroom.Rocinante is saddled and ready! He will follow us now.Let's lead him out of the stable gate (Z <= -20) to begin our knightly journey!Die, monstrous giant! Though you wave a thousand arms, I shall vanquish you!Ugh! The giant's hide is harder than iron! My bones ache...Ha! The beast falls! One less threat to La Mancha!Mercy, your grace! What are you doing? That is a windmill!You ran your lance right into the rotating sails! You've broken your spear and nearly yourself!Halt, knight of the spectral legion! Taste my lance!What are you doing, master? Hitting a poor sheep? They are fleeing in terror!A dragon's minion vanquished!An eight-legged demon of the dark corners cast down!Basque kills knight! I split your head in two!Yield, Vizcaíno! The lady of the carriage is freed from your tyranny!Sancho, record this victory in our chronicles!I place my weaponry upon this trough. I shall watch them until dawn.Sancho, sleep by the well. If anyone approaches my armor, I shall defend it!I cannot stand vigil without placing my armor on the trough first!My armor is safe on the trough. The vigil is active! Watch out for intruders!Good heavens! You have nearly killed those poor muleteers!To prevent further disaster, I shall immediately dub you a knight.Kneel, Don Quixote! By the book of tavern accounts, I strike thy shoulder...Arise, Sir Knight of the Woeful Countenance! Go forth in peace!Ow! Mercy, your grace! It is me, your loyal squire Sancho! Do not strike me!Please, master, do not beat me! I am Sancho Panza, not a hostile knight!Alas, my lord! Why do you attack your own servant? Calm your fury!Ow! Master, master! I have a wife and children! Do not slay your squire!No book readChivalric Romance: %TITLE%